- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

baby seal walks into a bar

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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