- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

The WNBA

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Justin Bieber

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

BUTTERFARTING

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Boobs are nasty!

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

GAY PEOPLE

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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