Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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George Bush.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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minced oaths

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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69

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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