- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Black people are clen.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

newt gingrich

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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