Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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the guy below me is gay

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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the your face joke

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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