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Romney 2012

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Sea World Japan.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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KEVIN HART

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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