Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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666 im christian

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Steve Jobs.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Your Mom

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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