Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Woman's Rights.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Benevolent villain.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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