what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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