Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Chrissy is funny.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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