What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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