- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

whats gay ? you

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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