- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

beiber i straight

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

oops

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Penis jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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