What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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