- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

A black guy walks in to a bar.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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