"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Bing

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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PENIS

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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