Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Slavery

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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lewis bedford

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Baseball

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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WNBA

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stuff and dogs {()}

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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