There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

go go gadget

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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