- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

women's rights

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Shit.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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