What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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potato

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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