- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

throbbing slobber

drugs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

Why Because

where's waldo? in a picture book.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

The size of Idris Elba's penis

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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