- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

What's 9 +10 19

penis

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Dead babies.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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