What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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I am a real homosexual

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jokes r dumb

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Women

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Tacos

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Hello

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A fat man buys a salad

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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