The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

...and I'm a Mormon.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

hi my name is? joe

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

why did the man die? he got shot

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

I don't get it

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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