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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

Ben is gay

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

come along children

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Mmmm, donuts

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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