A horse walks into a bar...n

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

thumb_up thumb_down +6

21

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Grapefruit.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

thumb_up thumb_down

666

thumb_up thumb_down

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops