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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

two fish are in a tank.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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