- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Justin Bieber

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

cheese

Jasper sucks.

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