- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Kittens.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Your life That's the joke

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

I've got the moobs like jagger.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

A baby seal walks into a club.

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