- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock you may come in

dead babies

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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