- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

i hate you.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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