What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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I am a real homosexual

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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SAY

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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jokes r dumb

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Indeed.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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the WNBA

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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