- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

A black man killed someone

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

I'm gay. Great me too.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??