As a wise man once told me... "natives."

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

The WNBA.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Kate

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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