- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Jasper sucks.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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