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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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