What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

two fish are in a tank.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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