What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Du bist mein Kampf

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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