Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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