What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Your life That's the joke

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Obamacare!

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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An Irishman stays home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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