- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

A ginger rapping.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Three men walked into a metal pole

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

This is not a joke.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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