Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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drugs.

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The geese of Growmore

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Anti Joke

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