- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

i am predestal

What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

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