What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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