-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Brett Farve

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A fish walks into a bar

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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