What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Women's rights

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johann grayson being liked

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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