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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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