So dont touch it

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Women's rights.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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ur mother

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GooglePlus.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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I love Ciara!

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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