Rebecca Black sings a song.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Jews for Jesus

steves legs

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

...and I'm a Mormon.

A joke

why did the man die? he got shot

Turtles

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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