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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler is my role model

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Liars go to hell! -God

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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